Dear Jamie: The article where every social group, band and person gets the p**s taken out of them – in the nicest possible way of course!
You know, many people would think that writing articles daily would get tiresome. I’m safe to say the answer is yes, yes it does.
But it’s you little bundle of joys my readers that keep me motivated. While you’re all playing on your Xbox 300’s, and PS10’s I’m slaving away underground producing articles day in day out. However luckily I do get snippets of information from the outside world; the reason I was so accurate in naming today’s technology!
02.7.10 | Rock | Jamie
Yes, whilst Kerrang! reports that Mark Hoppus and John Mayer were joining Fall Out Boy turned out to be fake – http://www2.kerrang.com/2010/02/mark_hoppus_and_john_mayer_joi.html we thought that Britan’s own Subo would be perfect for the role of both vocalist and bass!
The singer who was once dubbed the ‘hairy angel’, wears fake £10 Burberry scarves and pops out 80’s dance moves like there’s no tomorrow seems the perfect candidate for the job. Crowd favourites such as Dance Dance which often saw Wentz dance like a geek on 20 sports drinks a day would prove an easy ‘challenge’ for the Scottish 48 year old.
02.4.10 | Rock | Jamie
Today I suspect some of you will be going ‘who’ whilst the more veterans amongst us will be going ‘ooooh’. Either way you’re going to need the current issue of Kerrang! and in particular page 14… *pause for you to skip off and purchase it*
Ok as well as gaining Kerrang! another sale (what a sneaky devil I am) you should all now be going ‘oooh’ – hopefully in public so you’re getting bizarre stares.
That’s right, Katie P is the talented journalist behind the Kerrang! ‘Introducing’ articles and also currently part of the Kerrang! Tour ‘crew’. We caught up with Katie to talk Kerrang!, radio, and desert islands?….
02.2.10 | Interviews | Jamie
Everything within this story is purely fictitious and derived from my own warped mind. Any resemblances/similarities with any bands etc are purely coincidental.
Also if you like the story then please post it to Twitter, Digg and all the other social bookmarking services found at the bottom of the article.
Things to know before reading:
- Building name is: RockStopScene.
- FML = F**k My Life.
STORY PART 1 STARTS HERE:
02.1.10 | Rock | Jamie
I know what you’re thinking right now, ‘Franceschi, where have I heard that name before?’ Even more so…delve further into your mind and you’ve probably wondered before who the outstanding female vocals were on Always Attract?
Of course it’s none other then Elissa Franceschi sister to You Me At Six’s frontman Josh. Earlier on in the week we caught up with Elissa to discuss her solo career, super groups, toilet seats and whisky in one of our most interesting interviews yet!…
01.31.10 | Interviews | Jamie
Asking Alexandria; Imagine a twisted ‘free for all’ mosh-pit between Enter Shikari, Attack Attack, and Bless The Fall. At least then you’ll be scratching the surface of pinning down the bands sound…
Yes. The British outfit have possibly one of the most bizarre sounds I’ve heard, yet it’s not a bad thing by any means. First song Alerion bursts in with the whole techno vibe coupled with metal guitar riffs, meaning that the ravers can rave, and the metal-heads can either mosh or do that thing were they deny they like the band but secretly they have lead singer Danny’s picture in their purses – n’aww.
01.30.10 | Reviews | Jamie
Hey hey rockers!
I’m sure the British amongst us will have read or at least acknowledged the ‘Dear Deidre’ section within the Sun newspaper. A place for people with a ‘troubled’ love life to gain comfort from Deidre’s reassuring words/advice. Based on this same ideology, I thought it’d be good to follow the same sort of route, where as you submit your questions to me in the comments below and they shall be answered the following week – time permitting!
01.29.10 | Rock | Jamie
“Born and raised in the sleepy town of Stratford-Upon-Avon, England – 17-year-old singer/songwriter Portia Conn has always had her sights set on breaking out.” And yes she really has done it! Latest ‘pop-rock’ sensation Portia has managed to already successfully gain a record label in both the UK and USA after only 3 gigs. Showing nothing but complete dedication and devotion towards her music we decided to have a chat with the latest teen star!…
Q1: With the release of ‘I don’t Care’ rapidly approaching, could you tell us a bit about the songs meaning?
01.27.10 | Interviews | Jamie
It’s been a while since we last caught up with Lecarla, although lead singer Lizzy eventually started to get tired around the Paris section. Taking advantage of the situation we quizzed her on band life, touring, and world domination?….
Q: What’ve you been up to since we last spoke to you?
01.26.10 | Interviews, Rock | Jamie
Image courtesy of Marianne (click image for her site.)
Don’t let the happy name fool you, this band have been described as one of the ‘Fu**ing heaviest bands you’ve ever heard’, in fact I’d go as far to say as they’re the next Cradle of Filth.
01.25.10 | Rock | Jamie
