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The Worst Review Of Kerrang Awards 2011 You’ll Ever Read

I know what you’re thinking: “Lol, @ this noob, the Kerrang! Awards 2011 haven’t even happened yet”. Well I say to you Mr. Captain Obvious wherever you are in the world; you’re about to read a review of something I haven’t even been to.

Yes you heard me, I’ve finally cracked and decided to review things from my imagination!

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How To Lose Fans And Alienate People: PART 1

Everything within this story is purely fictitious and derived from my own warped mind. Any resemblances/similarities with any bands etc are purely coincidental.

Also if you like the story then please post it to Twitter, Digg and all the other social bookmarking services found at the bottom of the article.

Things to know before reading:

  • Building name is: RockStopScene.
  • FML = F**k My Life.

STORY PART 1 STARTS HERE:

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Dear Jamie…

Hey hey rockers!

I’m sure the British amongst us will have read or at least acknowledged the ‘Dear Deidre’ section within the Sun newspaper. A place for people with a ‘troubled’ love  life to gain comfort from Deidre’s reassuring words/advice.  Based on this same ideology, I thought it’d be good to follow the same sort of route, where as you submit your questions to me in the comments below and they shall be answered the following week – time permitting!